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KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!

TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


TAGS: dogs and donkeys
Rating: 4.02/5
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:25 pm
lol Nice!
Derek - November 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
"- but I like it, like it, yes I do!"


TAGS: keyboard with sms language keys commi3
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 2:11 pm
Where's the b***on for the ASCII p****es?
Kyronic - May 22, 2012, 12:32 am
Exactly how my head feels when I look at that keyboard.
natsumerio - January 14, 2012, 3:56 pm
I suppose next that you're gonna tell us to quit trying to learn EBONICS.


TAGS: religion christianity irony evolution creationism stupidity morons lol laughs funny monkeys idiocy
Rating: 2.37/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am
You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm
I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm
Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am
Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am
Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything. Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.

ALWAYS REMEMBER - It is better to have flying cows than flying monkeys...

TAGS: flying cowa monkeys twister remember
Rating: 4/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:28 pm
Watch the Wizard of Oz. The flying monkeys are really bad news.
axe11154 - April 16, 2012, 9:47 am
I truly dont see how

TRADITIONAL ORIENTAL TURKEY - This thanksgiving wok your dog

TAGS: dogs turkeys food
Rating: 3.83/5

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agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:14 am
I like it!

ABILITIES - Yours are so weak, even the apes are facepalming.

HOOTERS - The originals

TAGS: howling monkeys
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 9:43 pm

Yep, it's me! Thanks for the nice welcome back!~
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
Igs? It's really you? Welcome back hun! 5L but split down the middle. Part for the poster and part cuz you're back!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 2:00 pm
Howlers, New World: prehensile tails, stationary eyes.
lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 10:23 am

Just been busy, busy. Hope all of you are well.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:36 am
LG! Where ya been?
mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:30 am
hehehe... wb Igy!

WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?

TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

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prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm

FEMALE JOCKEYS - Apparently they only ride winners. Good, as I'm just waiting for the Bonus ball


TAGS: 3 not so wise monkeys
Rating: 4.96/5

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forseti - May 24, 2011, 3:18 am

HAIRCUTS - A real shame about yours



TAGS: d***ed evil monkeys
Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - May 14, 2010, 9:29 am
Remind me of something James used to say "I like 'em fat" "I like 'em proud" "Ya gotta have a mother for me" Now move your big a** 'round this way So I can work on that zipper, baby Tonight your a star And I'm the big dipper (Kick it) ..5L

Gone -

TAGS: gone turkeys christmas forgotten
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good Take.


Life -

TAGS: life see hear speak monkeys electronic facebook internet
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 16, 2015, 3:29 pm
Working with my spam ridden computer feels like a nightmare you're never going to wake up from! Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:26 am
Life just got real? When? Oh NO!!!!! I thought it was just a nightmare and I was gonna wake up! Oh. WHEW!! Computer successfully rebooted! I'm safe! LOL! 5L!



THE RECESSION MUST BE OVER - 'Cuz they're hiring turkeys, dinosaurs and losers.

TAGS: recession turkeys dinosuars loser hiring
Rating: 3.96/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm
Yet the discrimination against Skeletor lookalikes continues unabated...when will Dr King's dream become a reality?


TAGS: life time human nature god devil keyser soze power trick usual suspect cult movie verbal quote
Rating: 3.86/5

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Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:38 am
Great Movie! Great Quote! 5L
silverstorm1979 - September 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
"who's the gimp?" famous last words!!!

LOOK OFFICER... - When I said "WILD TURKEYS" caused me to swerve off the road! I wasn't talking about shots!

Monkeys -

CONGRATULATIONS KRIS! - Finally a Guy man enough to attempt to fill the hole Ray-J left behind. Good Luck!

TAGS: where are my car keys
Rating: 4/5

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mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:39 pm
let they re5t in peace!...lol

GOD - Remembered where he left his car keys.

TAGS: god car keys
Rating: 2.75/5

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sickartist - December 22, 2009, 1:57 pm
Wonder what he's rolling in.

PROSTATE EXAM - Even monkeys have them

TAGS: medical monkeys animals
Rating: 1.48/5

BATH TIME - My ass!!!

the infinite monkey theorem -

management -

secure locks: $60 -

In his next movie -




MWLF - Having mastered bees, he moved on to primates. Trust me, this didn't end well.

TAGS: mwlf monkeys
Rating: 3.38/5

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Sean - February 21, 2009, 9:36 pm
And look at that ... I just 5'd it into #1.
Sean - February 21, 2009, 9:35 pm
... but the little jig them monkeys did at his wake ... fantastic! He sorta taught them well.

ENVY - I'm green with it

TAGS: cars keys jealous
Rating: 3.12/5

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Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:37 pm
Just please don't feel singled out as I got in this mood where I'm re-writing all the new (???) posters. But thanks CANADA ... and you seem familiar somehow.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
Sean FTW. No more comments needed.
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 10:33 pm
dammit sean thats way better. but im still ****ting bricks of jelousy
Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:16 pm
YUPPY SWINGERS Behold ... the most pretentious key party ever!!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 4:50 pm
d***, I didn't see....Nice
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
MO...I used that name, on the very next post, just for you bud!
MO - July 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
Bone! Ja see my new nick name for you?? Look back at my last comment on this one.....makes me gig, gig, gig.....laugh out loud!
BentCD - July 23, 2009, 11:54 am
Land Rovers, Jaguars and Mercedes Benz...Consumer Reports have labeled these as the cars with the worst maintenance records of any cars made. They fat out called them lemons!!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:13 am
New nick name....BentCD...I'm just, I'm just, I'm just....sayin!
CANADA - July 23, 2009, 10:33 am
u forgot to fast for comfort lol jk
BoneCD - July 23, 2009, 9:55 am
That's cause we are both classic rides...classy, classic, classless...one of those anyway
Arrogant Knight - July 23, 2009, 9:22 am
Anyone else notice the Bently logo looks kinda like BoneCD's avatar? No?
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:25 am
I dunno, I'd imagine the *** would be quite awful.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:20 am
What the hell is wrong with land rovers? I would trade my car for one in an instant, and I love my car....no really, we're getting married next June. (If that British lady can marry a dolphin, I can marry a Pontiac)
a name of no use - July 23, 2009, 2:16 am
Land Rover keys on a formica counter top. I think they have a picture of this under ghetto fabulous in the urban dictionary
he who lols - July 23, 2009, 2:04 am
i love black jelly beans ;D
Loving Land Rovers - July 22, 2009, 7:14 pm
You're just jealous
Logic Man - July 22, 2009, 5:57 pm
Ewwwwww....there are Land Rover keys in there.....that's like the black jelly bean...BLAH!

HEY GEORGE... - Did you just turn on the Bubbles, or was that your lunch ??

TAGS: spa monkeys
Rating: 3.06/5

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FORGET LIONS ON HORSES - The thing to watch for are those Sith Monkeys!


TAGS: we are just monkeys after all
Rating: 2.31/5

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phydeaux - February 10, 2010, 11:39 am
Ya know...this really didn't come out like I wanted. I meant the humans were copying the monkeys....carp.

Second Thought -

TAGS: snake car keys bus
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - September 7, 2017, 7:11 am
Yes. I don't wanna beat the poor snake with a stick. That would be cruel. Really, Em! LMAO!!
concern3 - September 7, 2017, 5:11 am
I think the bus is your best option, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - September 7, 2017, 2:41 am
Get a stick, ya big baby!